An activation funnel, on data we made up
Generated event stream, seed 20260904 · synthetic clock · SYNTHETIC — NOT USAGE DATA
The data on this dashboard is generated. It is not usage data from vibedasher or from any real product, and no number on it means anything about anybody. It is here for the shape of the analysis.
SYNTHETIC — the event stream is generated, seed 20260904, and it is not usage data from vibedasher or any real product. Three queries over a 141 KB extract. It is here for the censoring rule; the numbers mean nothing.

A screenshot of the published dashboard, captured from the same URL anybody can open.
- Data lane
- Query lane
- Per view
- 137.4 KB fetched, 1 extract
- Data age
- as of 2026-08-31T23:51:45
- Reachability
- opens with no account
Measured against the live host, with no credential, on 2026-10-08.
The question it answers
How do you build a funnel-and-cohort view when the newest signups have had less time to convert than the oldest?
The data, and over what period
A generated event stream. The numbers mean nothing about anybody; the analysis does.
How it gets its rows
Three queries, in your browser, with no key.
What comes back
Three result sets from one 141 KB extract.
What was hard
Censoring. Cohorts are measured over a common matured window, not over whatever time each has had — otherwise last month’s cohort reads as converting worse than one from a year ago, and the decline you see is the clock.
What happened after the build
Frozen. Generated once, 2026-08-31.
The dashboard itself
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The live dashboard loads from the viewer host. Nothing is fetched from it until you ask, so this page does not touch that origin unless you want it to.
https://share.vibedasher.com/eu/vibedasher/activation-funnel-synthetic-event-stream?exec=wasm
What loads here is the published dashboard, from the same address anybody else would open — not a copy kept by hand. The still above it is a screenshot of that same address.
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